CIS women Seek me as the best of both worlds Men chase after me Hence the term chaser I have married men who slide into my DMs I have men with girlfriends who slide Into my DMs Because they secretly want something That you can't give them But I can I'm a lesbian I have four girlfriends I'm in my own Home So no I'm not jealous congratulations on The homeownership that is a big deal in This economy but yes there are men who Might slide into your DMs those are gay Men there are women who might be Attracted to you sir those are not Lesbians those are just straight women Because you are a man you have a penis And no one on on God's green earth will Ever look at you and for a second think Anything else then oh there is there is A big man with long hair