Ah Stu I have known you for 27 years that can't be possible really About that oh it's not that long is it It's almost I hope not yeah well 25 weird something like Anyway too long Too long we've never known too long I've Never known you to pay your taxes on Time ever I I don't think I've done it in that Time period yeah now it's possible you Have at some point you always file for An extension always file for an Expensive why Well I mean part of it's a self-fulfilling Prophecy when you uh like in let's say You're 2013 and you file for an Extension you got to pay that by October Then you're like two months away from The forums you know come from coming in So like it's like it just feels really Close you just did them and then all of A sudden you got to do them again it's Too close I need an extension ah so then It just you just wind up Shifting the Entire calendar got it okay to October To October instead of April April like Everyone else but I will say as as time Has gone on I've been uh you know I I don't like to Admit that a couple of good things have Happened in my working career with you And and things have uh you know improved In some ways and and in those ways
Uh-huh uh they have while a lot of good Things come from yeah maybe some extra Income it also uh complicates your tax Forms and now now my full-time job is Actually my taxes Go to the bank more now gosh I feel bad I mean your your ATM card gets worn down Oh man honestly like he's kind of build A pool now compared to you and your Taxes mine are super simple right like I Pay taxes in all 50 states well not Probably probably not all 50 because Some of them don't have state income tax Thank you thank you Texas thank you Tennessee thank you Florida thank you so I pay any state that is charging tax and I think I don't even know how it works I I think it started when I started Traveling and doing shows in the states I remember sell tickets now if we sell T-shirts or anything in any state I Think I have to pay for I I don't I Don't really know I think it's a scam Myself Usually it's like no big deal I owe the state of Georgia like twenty Three thousand dollars I don't even think I was in Georgia last Year Georgia what are you doing to me what Did I do Did I sell like a whole bunch of the Blaze socks or something because I don't Get that money so maybe you should I
Don't know seriously What did we sell or did was I in Georgia I don't remember you being in Georgia But it's possible you were there I don't Think so one of the things they do Especially for they call it the jock tax And it was it started really because of Like baseball players and you know Baseball player you know yeah you might Be living in Texas and but you go play a Game in California and California oh Wait a minute that guy makes a lot of Money and he was here for a weekend I Pay New York New York state New York City and California if I ever broadcast They make me pay tax for the number of Days that I have been there yeah they Act like you worked there for one day And therefore you owe us income tax Which is of course a completely Ridiculous standard but of course they Apply it and they apply it largely to People who are in the media or who are Playing for sports teams because Everyone knows where you are right like You know if you're you're a person who's Just working a normal job and you're Nobody really cares you're filing some Sheets out in California for a day no One does anything yeah and you're and Likely your boss isn't asking is Fred Here today where's Fred you're right You're exactly especially with the Homework thing yeah it's a totally it's
A totally different scenario I mean I Know people who went who just like Bought campers during covet oh I know And just like we're working every day From a different location and just Investigating and going through the United States and checking out new areas That's why campers are so cheap right Now they really are really they're like Crazy cheap like because they may they Everybody bought a camper like this is The end I gotta get into a camper and I Got a camera and now they're like okay It wasn't the end I'm never gonna use This again I didn't really like driving On those roads right I actually went to The national parks holy cow we'll never Do that again but but back to the taxes Part of this like I've now at the point Where like I have five forms that I know I have That have not come in and I get notes From the people they're like ah yeah I Couldn't get this done so we'll get it To you in a couple months it'll be to You before October though don't worry About it it's like okay well thank you And I guess extension time all right and The best way the best part about an Extension Glenn and I don't know if You've enjoyed that I'm sure you have But you I know you try to avoid this Stuff as much as possible I keep so far Away from anything uh extension I don't
Need an extension why would I need an Extension I want to do my patriotic Duty I stay so far away from anything gray to Be clear an extension Is Not Great oh I Know it's not okay I know it makes sure To me It's just one of those things why didn't He pay his taxes well basically he'd do It but you got to do basically a Guesstimate how much do I owe these People yeah and you're like okay and of Course if you don't want to get Penalized you have to overestimate how Much you're paid right so you got to Dump a bunch of money to the government Uh and then overpay them a little bit Because you don't want to get to the Point where you underpaid because even If you underpay on a real normal Misunderstanding they'll act as if you Did it on purpose and and penalize you For it this is so absolutely Un-American This whole thing is Un-American it Really is you know the the IRS coming to Audit you Do you have a warrant Specifically what is it you are saying I Did yeah okay a warrant requires you to Say because this is why we broke one of The reasons why we broke away from the King of England He could just I think it's a rid of a Detainer or something like that I can't Remember but
Um the king would just hand these out And it was a general warrant and it was Like Stu was doing something in his House go in and look for it okay you Can't do that you could but that's one Of the first things we stopped well the IRS does that Stu looks like Stu might have done Something give us all your receipts for The last seven years and it's not even That it's like they don't even really Even believe they don't have to have a Belief of what you did wrong or if you Did anything wrong it's like we're just Gonna check all your work And you know what who are you to tell me To check my work I'd like to check yours Yeah did you see did you see that the Inspector General's office for the IRS Came out and said you need to do a study Because all these people are making the Same mistakes over and over again what Is it you guys are doing that is causing These people to ask the same questions And have the same mistakes and their Answer was no No we're not gonna do the study We're Not Gonna no I'm just suggesting that Maybe you look in because it would be Easier no They don't care they don't care they Don't care this would be so easy if it Was a flat tax so easy I made this Subtract this from that put it in an
Envelope send it Okay I mean that's how easy it is this Is a this has become so complex I'm I'm Sitting with attorneys and I'm trying to Do the thing the right things and I'm I'm sitting with the tax attorneys just A couple of weeks ago and I'm like okay So what what is the law on this well Nobody really knows some people think This some people think that and I'm like What kind of law is this yeah because if You have now luckily we don't have one If you have a country that is a little Lawless and just applies the law Differently to different people You can go after your enemies just Through the tax law cause no that's not The way I read it yeah Everyone likes to Praise the old Al Capone oh my God I'm On tax evasion yeah you know I mean like They can do that to anybody they got him They didn't they got him on money Laundering yeah yeah he was laundering The money and didn't pay taxes on the Money from the laundry service right but They put it like they basically put him In a position where it was impossible Because if he put the if he put the Money on the tax forms it would have Been he's laundering money if he doesn't Put it on there then he's it's tax Evasion right but I've got the basic Thing but the basic thing is he was Making illegal money I have no problem
If the IRS if I'm selling drugs you know What I mean and I'm laundering it Through a laundromat if the only way to Stop me from selling drugs to kids I'm Clearly a bad guy breaking the law is Because the only thing you could find on Me is income tax where I'm taking all That drug money and laundering it I have no problem with that I think Though when you think of that story Fundamentally Of course anyone who does something Illegal like if you're if you're Laundering money you should you should Be penalized for it if you've done Something illegal obviously we're all Against that but the way that story is Used is when someone's doing something Really bad and you know about it and you Can't prove it go after I'm on something Else eventually through taxes or Something you'll get them no that's how That story is often utilized so let me Take it from uh Al Capone and make it Hunter Biden Hunter Biden the reason why Al Capone They couldn't get him on anything is Because He was protected He had a complete lock on the Press he Had a complete lock with those who were Doing any kind of banking with him he Had thugs to silence people He had the power to get away with it
And so it's not like I think somebody is Doing some wrong it's somebody that you You know but no one will step up to the Plate and it's such a heinous crime Guys find the window into this I mean This is this is the way I'm beginning to Feel about the bidens look I don't want To go after anybody for any if you Committed a crime we go after you for The crime you may have committed this is So clear That the FBI and everybody else is just Turning a blind eye That you kind of you can look at it and Go you know the only way you're going to Get Justice is if you get some you get Somebody like uh what was his name uh That led the the treasury Department on This uh gosh what was his name Uh shoot Elliot Ness oh yeah I thought you were Talking about the Biden's thing when you Have no no when you have Elliot Ness you Need somebody like an Elliot Ness to Step in and go yeah I'm not with the Rest of the treasury I'll give you who Elliot Ness is right now Alvin Bragg That is exactly what's going on with Donald Trump right now they have decided He's so evil they have to find something On him but No no they're part of the corrupt system That today's Al Capone is running They're part of that corruption you're
Seeing it from the other side I'm seeing It from but like you're always the guy Who says how is this going to be used Essentially against us and it is being Used against conservatives right now There this look I I'm not I mean Critical of the Al Capone thing no but I Do think this is what governments do They What they're doing with Trump right now Is this man is so evil he's so Hitler He's so Satan that it doesn't matter if The things we're charging him with are Real or not correct we just go after him Right but no matter what find something In this 65 000 pages of law that we can Convince a couple of people that he's Evil on and then we'll throw them away Forever that's the corrupt System okay that's the corrupt court System of Al Capone Donald Trump there Is no crime and if it is a crime it's a Misdemeanor this is like this is like uh Al Capone the worst thing he ever did Was jaywalk And they get him for income tax evasion That's a legitimate laundry what are you Talking about I'm a laundromat yes you Know what I mean I mean there are two Sides of the same story here like they Obviously the Al Capone thing was a lot More serious but you do see how these Governments when you give them this tax Code with a hundred million rules that
Nobody understands to the point of I Talk to my accountants And I asked them I said how is this Supposed to be treated they go as you Point out I don't know some people say This some people say that there's Nothing clear in the law how does how Does a society operate under this you Don't it causes you to be fearful of the That's why people are fearful of the IRS I know I've never cheated on my taxes Never and I would say that you know if I Cheated on my no I wouldn't because then I would be a dishonest person but I've Never cheated on my taxes never but Still you have the fear of oh man they Could come knocking at your door I mean They've audited me once the first year That Obama was in I got an audit Shocking yeah clear I think they even Owed me money uh so it's clear But it still is something that you're Like oh no not the IRS right and I know Because of this job I go way above and Beyond of what even I think is Legitimately Fair because I'm terrified That they're going to come in for a Political purpose right for a political I just assume it's going to happen every Year so you know you go way out of your Way to make sure but still like that's Not that's insane
