Our next guest who was recently outed From CNN and has a lot of tea to spill Please welcome on the one the only Dawn Lemon Hey Don come here Don Hey Ian you don't mind just standing up For a second Don just please sit down Don Welcome to the show my friend So Dawn you know you've been all over The news uh you recently got fired from CNN and I believe that you have a Statement that you want to read Yes you're correct Please go ahead good evening My name's Donald J lemon And I'm homosexual That loves to date white men and get Wasted drunk during New Years on live TV And spew anti-white rhetoric While I watch the ball drop in Times Square Speaking of balls I want to say that I was wasn't fired From CNN like that white supremacist Tucker Carlson I also want to make it clear that Management didn't have a problem With me wearing this mask at the studios Because it's for covet protection and Not a deviant sexual fetish That I love to participate in Just want to say again that this mask is For covet protection
And I wasn't wearing it For any sexual pleasure whatsoever That's after midnight Also I'm so proud of the journalism I Did up in CNN I really showed them haters it is cool To be gay and date a white guy While also being very put off by white People I put my personal differences aside when I chose my lovers and that says all you Need to know Sure I said Nikki Haley is over the hill But let's be honest she ain't no Kentucky fried spring chicken either If you know what I mean I also want to Let you know this isn't the last You've heard of Don Lemon because this Body Is way too Bootylicious For you thirsty So you know I'll be right back like a Hunter Biden bag of crack Bye bye CNN big Don is about to change The world More than George Floyd did in the Summer Of Love Stay tuned haters Wow Dawn that was so good that you did So good here I want to give you a treat For being so good oh wow Donny good boy Donnie good boy good boy let me get a Little more in there oh my gosh he's so Good good good good good Donnie good boy
Donnie good boy all right Donnie don't Eat too much you're gonna get sick You're gonna get sick Donnie you're Gonna get sick Be very careful don't don't don't chew Don't chew too much Here just all right get a little more Before you go Donnie decided you're Gonna be hungry All right well Good job Don You're a good boy get out of here Bye All right uh that was a fabulous Don Lemon it looks like he has a very bright Future I really appreciate him coming on I know he's kind of a hot commodity Right now so what did you think about Don uh I liked uh that was really kind Of weird [Applause] [Music]