And now let's welcome the CDC woman Right up here yeah right up here Jolly Right there All right wow wow My name is Jolly Hollister and I work For the CDC So currently I'm gonna Um places of business as they reopen and I've got a whole checklist that I Thought I just took off protocol and Procedures I'm not getting a lot of love From these job sites people just want me To show up sign the form and say you're Open again but it's not that easy I Can't just do that I do have to come in And do my job so man man oh man people Dislock me so obviously what we're at Risk here Gathering a bunch of folks Trying to make friends Um we're looking at a substantial Community spread and a respiratory Etiquette sometimes out of your control Because you're you're rolling around on The stage and y'all Um your artists right so y'all don't Have to think about that but that's what I'm here for yes sir Uh what advice would you give to Somebody who wants to be a famous Director one day you don't need to Answer that that is not a CDC question Don't do it honestly that's not a CDC Question my motto is friends first Sometimes that's easier said than done
Not an expert on that uh I'm sorry I Don't seem to have the answer yes and That's okay that's fine you no you're Fine no more questions for you we've all Gotten by the way covet tests we did the Nasal swab so we're good to go oh that's That's that's the one way to do it um Roger mentions nasal swab as you all Also might be familiar with a cheek swab That can happen too uh the the most Accurate form of uh coronavirus testing Uh is um part of my French the uh anal Swab uh which is a newer form of testing I'm sorry anal swab like you're like Your anal like your anal area or anal The anal area yeah um but it is what's Happening right now it's a really good Form of testing but what goes what goes In the anal What what goes what goes in the anal Your anal what goes in the end like a Butthole how large is the instrument is It a two inch or a one inch shirt I Don't think I would focus on it I'd say That's like a cucumber size problem no Is it a cold That's not okay that doesn't matter it's A matter of being tense or not tense Can you give us magazines Magazines Probably some lubrication Yeah let's let her speak sorry continue Continue on the anal with the stuff no We're not going to talk about the anal
Stuff Do they take us out for dinner first That's not funny hey that's hilarious I'm sorry that's not funny