So Legend has it that there are ghosts In our theater any person that has come To see a show and then leaves and then Dies Becomes a ghost Now they can always listen to your feet Tapping and that's where the park is My name is Roger Bastian I wear many Hats I am a theater director okay Everyone listen up today is going to be A big day I am a theater owner this Would be very off-putting for an Audience member they may feel that They're in a crack house I'm a crowd Pleaser why are there cameras here they Are filming a documentary well it's a Huge Hollywood film and they're going to Be watching us reopen the theater your Sister said documentary don't stop with Me today okay We're gonna clean up We're gonna disinfect We're gonna reopen ER The most accurate form of coronavirus Testing is anal swab anal swab like your Anal area or anal what goes what goes in The anal Oh my God what time is it Roger it's 11 32 a.m guess what you've won the lottery No I'm kidding you want something better A role in my show yes it might be Off-putting and scaring audience if they Think that you're scared my Line's
Coming up the water's moving [Music] [Applause] We're gonna reopen Stop saying [Music]